"But the instructions at the bottom of the screen say to rotate the right stick countercl--"
"Shut up, man, I know what I'm doing!"

King Arthur was the ultimate button masher. Everyone hated to play Guilty Gear with him.

So that's why they have turbo buttons on the aftermarket controllers....

LOL! There's an exact moment like this in Super Press Space to Win RPG 2009. Nice, James. Keep up the good work.

I was always pretty good at button-mashers. I can do over six hits per second.

Wow - I just had to look up "Super Press Space to Win Action RPG 2009" to see if it was for real. Then I spent about 5 minutes playing. It's got a bit of a steep learning curve, but once you get over the hump, it's easy!

Ironically, I look more like the guy pulling on the sword whenever I'm button mashing. Although I suppose practically inducing a semi-controlled seizure in my right hand would have that effect.

This pathetic tactic to induce the illusion of 'interactivity' in games has pissed me off so many times. Seeing this honest and completely deserved mockery... I feel like a weight has been lifted from my soul. 5 stars.

We need a new Computer-Human-Interface controller, something you have to pull...